我们那个年代，陈晓东有首歌叫《比我幸福》，唱得时候必须歪着头唱显得深情。这种想法实在太伟大，留给别人就好。对应下来，自然就是希望别人过得比自己惨。每天晚上我都要花上半个小时看FML，从最早的条目和最近更新的条目两头夹逼着看。好看不累啊，而且还有实在的满足感油然而生。但是有时候看到那种极惨的，还是不免同情怜悯，“真是比杯面的杯盖上沾走的蔬菜碎屑还让人伤感啊”。

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn’t been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred’s dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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